The Symptoms of this disease are manifest. He is an out liar, and never keeps within the pale. He runs after liberality and beyond it. He is diametrially opposite to the Covetous; and the difference is in the transposing of one Adverb. The one, dat non rogatus: the other, non dat rogatus. One hand is his receiver, but like Briareus, he hath an hundred hands to lay out. He would beare Dissipatoris, non dispensatoris officium. His father went to the devil one way, and he will follow him another: and because hath chosen the smoother way, he makes the more haste. Parasites are his Tenterhooks, and they stretch him till he bursts; and then leave him hanging in the rain. You may put his heart in your pock; if you talk to him bare-headed, with many parentheses of your worship: there is no upstart buys his titles at a dearer rate. He loves a well furnished table; so he may have three Ps. to his guests: Parasites, Panders, and Players: the fourth he cannot abide, Preachers. He will be applauded for a while, though he want (almost) pity, when he wants. Like an hourglass turned up, he never leaves running, till all be out. He never looks to the bottom of his patrimony, till it be quite unravelled; and then (too late) complains that the stock of his wealth ran course at the fag-end. His father had too good an opinion of the world, & he too much disdains it. Herein he speeds, as he thinks, a little better; that those that barked at his Sire like dogs, fawn upon him, and lick his hand like Spaniels. He vies vanities with the Slothful, and it is hard to say, who wins the game; yet give him the bucklers: for Idleness is the coach to bring a man to Needome, Prodigality the post-horse. His father was no mans friend but his own; and he (saith the Proverb) is no mans foe else: of what age soever, he is ⟨p. 54⟩under the years of discretion; and if Providence do not take him Ward, his heirs shall never be sought after. His vessel hath three leaks, a lascivious eye, a gaming hand, a deified belly; and to content these, he can neither rule his heart, nor his purse. When the shot comes to be paid, to draw in his company is a quarrel. When he feels want, (for till then he never sees it) he complains of Greatness for ingratitude, that he was not thought of when promotions were a dealing.
THe Symptomes of this disease are manifest. He is an out lyer, and neuer keepes within the pale. He runnes after liberalitie and beyond it. Hee is diametrially opposite to the Couetous; and the difference is in the transposing of one Aduerbe. The one, dat non rogatus: the other, non dat rogatus. One hand is his receiuer, but like Briareus, he hath an hundred hands to lay out. He would beare Dissipatoris, non dispensatoris officium. His father went to the diuel one way, and he will follow him another: and because hath chosen the smoother way, he makes the more haste. Parasites are his Tenterhookes, and they stretch him till he bursts; and then leaue him hanging in the raine. You may put his heart in your pocke; if you talke to him bare-headed, with many parentheses of your worship: there is no vpstart buyes his titles at a dearer rate. He loues a well furnished table; so he may haue three Ps. to his guests: Parasites, Panders, and Players: the fourth he cannot abide, Preachers. He wil be applauded for a while, though he want (almost) pitie, when he wants. Like an houreglasse turn'd vp, he neuer leaues running, till all be out. He neuer lookes to the bottome of his patrimony, til it be quite vnrauelled; and then (too late) complains that the stocke of his wealth ranne course at the fag-end. His father had too good an opinion of the world, & he too much disdaines it. Herein he speeds, as he thinkes, a little better; that those that bark'd at his Sire like dogs, fawne vpon him, and licke his hand like Spaniels. He vyes vanities with the Slothfull, and it is hard to say, who wins the game; yet giue him the bucklers: for Idlneesse is the coach to bring a man to Needome, Prodigalitie the post-horse. His father was no mans friend but his owne; and he (saith the Prouerbe) is no mans foe else: of what age soeuer, he is ⟨p. 54⟩vnder the yeares of discretion; and if Prouidence doe not take him Ward, his heires shall neuer be sought after. His vessell hath three leakes, a lasciuious eye, a gaming hand, a deified belly; and to content these, hee can neither rule his heart, nor his purse. When the shot comes to be payd, to draw in his company is a quarrel. When he feeles want, (for till then he neuer sees it) he complaines of Greatnes for ingratitude, that hee was not thought of when promotions were a dealing.